Trending Keanu Reeves Pun Greeting Cards

It's the kink- kinkiest season of all! Dom your gay apparel with this cheeky, "Merry XXXmas" NSFW, BDSM gingerbread design! Perfect for loving some holiday play. gingerbread christmas kinky kinky christmas nsfw nsfw christmas holiday holiday kink.

Mother, you're so great, everyone otter have you as their mom! You're the best around, and nobody could convince me otherwise! Great for otter loving mom's on motter's day!

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

Show yuor love for your mom with this, "You're A Koalaty Mom" koala pun design! Perfect for celebrating mom, mother's day, koala jokes, and animal puns.

Show support for your loved one in their time of need, on their birthday, congratulations, graduation, or next endeavor and remind them that they were made for greatness! This funny shark love greeting card design features an illustration of a great white shark with shades on with a GREAT animal pun! Perfect for shark jokes, shark puns, greatness quotes, encouraging and supporting a loved one!

Oh deer Christmas is here, it's time to get into the holiday cheer, maybe have a beer! Party like it's jesus birthday, wait for Santa Claus, open some presents, give some gifts, be merry, drink eggnog and sing christmas carols and spread some holiday love with this cute Christmas card featuring Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the phrase "oh deer christmas is here".

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

If getting absolutely blasted and chilling around on a couch or a rock all day just vibing sounds like a good time, this very relaxed weed smoking iguana is for you.

Omnivore...? Nah, I'm an omnomnomivore! I see food, and I go omnomnomnom....

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

This little Kitty is Purrsitively ready to get festive and feral right meow, for this pawliday season!

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

Created by Professor Trashonium, the Powertrashgirls are here to save the City! made from garbage, trash, and everything brash, these trash cats are here to rescue the innocent and devour your leftovers!

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

...Are you SURE you're not one of the bad guys? Mmm, okay, we believe you...for now... We'll just wait for a call from Jerry!

Get your groove on in the kitchen and get ready to whisk it all for a snack with this funky psychedelic looking bakery pun!

Ermergerd perpy derg! I may be a little doofy, but I'm your bestest friend in the whole wide world! I love you to the ends of the world and back!

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, am I right? Read the room with this, "It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times" Charles Dickens parody. Perfect for literature humor, millennials, and the ups and downs of life!

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Hi, friend, I'm the designated high friend that always has their head up in the clouds. If you're also this type of friend, what are you waiting for? Come order this design asap!

Show your mom you spored no expense this mothers day with this punny adorable design that's sure to show how mushroom is in your heart for your mom!

Wow, that's a B.F.G. ( a BIG fricking GOAT)! Get some laughs with this absolute unit of a lad that's out to graze and scream like a man as he climbs even the most vertical of planes.

OOF y'all, I'm......Yeexhawsted. If your finding yourself running low on yee and have no haw left, this funny tired cowboy comic panel design is for you. Perfect for hittin' the ol' dusty trail and sleeping out on the lone prairie for a spell.

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

Show the world you're no ordinary crawdad, you're the Craw +.*Daddy*.+ with this funny animal pun design featuring a very striking, sparkling crayfish.

Show off your LGBTQA+ pride with this bisexual humor, bi pun, bisexual flag, tea pun lover's shirt! Be bi and be proud!

Show off your LGBTQA+ pride with this bisexual humor, bi pun, bisexual flag, tea pun lover's shirt! Be bi and be proud!